The Line Forms to the Left...

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Go Ahead Lefties, Leave! I'm ok with that. Just "Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya".

I'm sorry Canada, you might want to give them brochures for New Zealand and Australia to sort of spread out the pain.

UPDATE: Um, Heres a place you might want to skip if youre interested in leaving.

Posted @ November 04, 2004 11:03 PM | Current Affairs

Comments

I don't suppose we could do swap, Canadian conservatives and provinces for, lefties and a couple of states?

Posted by: Fred at November 5, 2004 06:00 AM

That Slate article is lame. They would have been better off running my version: Fleeing to Canada for Excitable Liberal Dummies. :-)

Posted by: Les Jones at November 5, 2004 07:02 AM

Basicly I like Canadians, Austrailians, and New Zealanders and would prefer not to inflict our socialist lefties on them. They already have their own to deal with. France, Sweden, Spain, and Italy would be better destintions.

Posted by: Dewight at November 5, 2004 08:08 AM

I know we tend to joke about it, but seriously, why don't these people leave? It's not that hard to do, and there are any number of Western countries that better embody their ideals. Isn't there a relevant adage about the courage of one's convictions?

Posted by: PDS at November 5, 2004 09:24 AM

"I'm sorry Canada, you might want to give them brochures for New Zealand and Australia to sort of spread out the pain."

Don't you dare! I know we started out as a convict colony, but we don't have to take that sort.

If we do wind up taking any American refugees, at least I want them to have criminal convictions of a sort that demonstrate initiative, enterprise, toughness and resilience.

Dewight: thank you, much appreciated, and I entirely agree.

Posted by: David Blue at November 5, 2004 11:13 PM

They won't leave because they are big-mouthed liberals that don't actually think before they open their mouths.

Although, I wouldn't mind seeing a new version of Survivor starring some expats in France.

Posted by: Maureen at November 6, 2004 10:59 AM