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So I have successfully returned from the faraway land called "Texas" where I just spent three days locked inside a data center. Much like a casino, Corporate Data Centers have no clocks or windows so its easy to lose track of time, and with the monotony of the work and the sound of air conditioning roaring away in your ears, its a bit overwhelming. Since the procuredures for entering and exiting the data center are similar to the process that Maxwell Smart used to enter his headquarters, you rarely leave the premises because of the "hassle factor". That - and that fact that the nearest place to eat is far and away and not worth the trip, means that vending machine food is the general "diet du jour" while you are on site.

Add to that the incredible lack of sleep( 5 hours over three days ) that occured on this trip and you can see that it was indeed a truly joyous trip made up of hours and hours of hardware problems. I - being a "software guy" and not a "hardware guy" find this effort especially tedious.

And what did I do when I left the data center on Wednesday? Oh yes, I dropped my laptop out of the bag. So what do I now use for an office PC? Well I have to GO into the office like an average work-a-day guy and use the ones that are provided at the office. You know the ones "other people" touch. How unsanitary, using someone else PC is like wearing someone elses underwear.

Go to the office... how undignified is that? Commute, go somewhere, be somewhere, listen to traffic reports, buy gas, yell at other drivers, then theres people "talking" to you at the office with all sorts of "hey where do you want to go to lunch - Did you know that judy is pregnant, whos judy, oh you know judy - chitter chatter. Phones ringing all day. What kind of work environment is that? Doesnt EVERYONE work at a home office yet? God, The insufferable indignity of having to actually put pants on to go to work. And a shirt too! Its like working at my Aunts house. Sit up straight mind your manners, wipe your feet, where do you think youre going young man...

How cool is a home office vs. a work office? I once had an office in downtown Sacramento that overlooked a pool. This pool was used by Lufthansa Airlines. Yes, flight attendants often used the pool, and yes most of the flight attendants were female and yes, very VERY European. With all that view, uh, office had to offer, I still prefer my nice suburban home office over that office. Yeah, Im married, what makes you ask that?

After three days of working on hardware problems on the road what did I get when I arrived home? Oh yes, more hardware problems! My main PC, the "big media" machine, so called because it serves as my radio, HDTV and DVR, lost its main hard drive, you know the one with the actual operating system on it with al lthe finely tuned drivers and media software. Fine. Great. Thats just lovely... Theres an evening wasted to fix it and no music to do it by until it is fixed. Just Perfect!

Then the main house Tivo decided to stop calling the network so that the recording schedule could update. Fine. Perfect! thats just dandy!

Then the printer for the house died. Well thats it then...( I utterly HATE printer problems.)

You know, when things go to hell, they go all at once.

With luck and a prayer to the International Keepers of the Microsoft Shrine**, I'll be back later for a little recreational nagging.

At least its not snowing...

( Dont start with the Microsoft vs. Linux vs. Apple thing, just dont go there. Ok? I was Apple before Apple was cool baby, I have an original Mac and Ive had it since 1984 and it still works, and when I say "original Mac" I mean 128k, no hard drive and the original 5 pieces of software I bought with it, and before that I used an Apple IIe and before that an Apple II+, which takes us back to about 1981 or so, I seem to remember a Commodore PET and a TRS-80 and a TI-99/4a in there someplace too, along with scads of card puch machines and 110 baud paper tape readers. No, I dont have a new Apple now because it just doesnt make sense for me right now, ok? maybe someday, but not today. Ok?? OK?

I work every day with Linux and totally love it and think its the greatest thing, but there are just some things that work and work well if not better with Windows, though I am totally loathe to admit it. )

Posted @ December 08, 2005 08:14 PM | Current Affairs

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Wow... I have a TRaSh 80 in my basement, and a IIe, IIC, a Commodore and a PONG. Betcha don't have VISICALC on floppy disks still. And yes, I mean the 5 1/2 floppies. I still have some of the 10" Trash 80 floppies, too. 512kb rocks!! Is it true that old computer folks never die, they are just stored in the basement?

Now if this worthless museum stuff could just round me up a contract....

Posted by: Stephanie at December 8, 2005 10:42 PM

Frank, been there done that, your house took a power hit. I am a hardware guy, no reason all of those things could fail at once, except for the only thing common to them all, Electricity.
You may want to invest in some really good surge suppressors or UPSs for your critical systems.
Seems expensive, until you have a day like today. Hope you get everything back up.
Years ago when I was on the Kitty Hawk, eating in the Chiefs mess, I would see the lights dim and I could name off the pieces of equipment that would be down. I was almost always right. The avionics benches that went down cost us a lot of your money to get back up.
Look on the bright side.

Posted by: CWO3 at December 8, 2005 10:51 PM

have a set of 8 inch floppies from an IMSAI from roughly the same 1979/80 years. I dont have visicalc but i do have Lotus Symphony on 5 1/4 inch. I used to use the 8 inch floppies in a class to make a point about permanancy, the point being that its best not to think of whatever technology you are working with as "THE best", its just the best for right now, give any computing technology you have in the house about 28 months and it will be a boat anchor by that time. I think the 8 Inch floppies contain the CPM OS, which I was once a big fan of, back when there was two DOS'es, MS-DOS and DR-DOS. ahhh, those were the days... hard sector floppies vis soft sector. Now I have 1 gb on my keychain USB drive.

If you ask kids today what an 80 column card is they look at you like youre a bit odd. Say the phrase "do not fold, spindle or mutlilate" and they have no idea what you are talking about but it was just a blink of the eye in time when we were debating whether or not a "color" monitor was really worth the extra cost. Kids today dont know the thrill of copying 15 pages of small text Basic code out of a monthly magazine like Byte or Kilobaud just to make a star trek game, just to find a line was misprinted on the 5th page and you have to debug it to get it to work. You have to really like this stuff to do that sort of thing. you know whats scary? its remembering what you paid for them!

(Contracts?, try www.dice.com. highly used, highly recommended,but you probably already knew that. )

I dont think it was a power strike, with the exception of the hard drive which is more likely due to unknowingly going beyond the MTBF, everything else has been some from of simultaneous USB drop. The Tivo uses a USB interface for its network connection ( a serious error - in my opinion ) and the device simply disappeared from the units knowledge. I unplugged the usb interface and powered the device off, powered it back up and plugged it back in, and all was better. The printer was the same thing, plug the USB back into the printer server via its USB interface and it was fine. Why? I dont know! Its my week for weird hardware stuff I guess. While I was repairing "Big Media" the HDTV antenna feel off the counter right on to the motherboard chassis of the box. It was the perfect end to a perfect week.

Posted by: Frank Martin at December 9, 2005 12:11 AM

Not much I hate more than getting home from work and having to troubleshoot my own gear.

When I got out of the service in '96, I went back to college for a year to finish some stuff. While there I was having a conversation with a 3rd year computer science major. Turns out he'd never heard of EBCDIC or even seen Assembler. Kids!

Posted by: RPD at December 9, 2005 06:32 AM

"Dont start with the Microsoft vs. Linux vs. Apple thing, just dont go there. Ok?"

Heh. Reminds me of a quote from work (I'm in a computing support call center):

"Don't even, don't even, don't even pull out your little penguin puppet and make your Linux sounds at me or I will eat your liver with faava beans..."

Talk about a reaction... 's not every day someone threatens to eat one of your internal organs. But hey! Mac v Linux v Windows **is** a religious debate, after all. :)

Posted by: A at December 9, 2005 04:02 PM

Pop Quiz, what do the following have in common?

026,029,0129,402,602,1401,360,370,SeriesI,Sys32,Sys34,AS400,rs6000

MR

Posted by: MR at December 9, 2005 09:12 PM

> a truly joyous trip made up of hours and hours of hardware problems. I - being a "software guy" and not a "hardware guy" find this effort especially tedious.

Q: How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Can't be done, it's a hardware problem.

:-)

Posted by: OhBloodyHell at December 11, 2005 07:08 PM

> Now if this worthless museum stuff could just round me up a contract....

I'll give you a contract to sell your useless museum stuff to me for US$10, Stephanie...

:o)

I still have two tackleboxes full of pirated A][ games and other softare. I cut my teeth on IBM 360/370s, but I sharpened them programming a][s to the bare metal. I've still got a file cabinet of Apple C.O.R.E. notes, tips, and tricks.

Posted by: OhBloodyHell at December 11, 2005 07:15 PM


I meant to point you to this some while back when you talked about liking gadgets.

Tom's Hardware is a good source for reliable reviews of stuff. Very technical, but competent and I have it on good authority that, unlike many sites, they don't hedge for an advertiser's happiness. If it's garbage, it's garbage, and the advertiser can pull his ad money if he wants.

Posted by: OhBloodyHell at December 11, 2005 07:57 PM

OK, the link is:

> >http://www.denguru.com/2005/06/28/digital_video_recorders/

Posted by: OhBloodyHell at December 11, 2005 08:07 PM