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Iraq: Better than Vietnam!

In Soccer, that is...

Lesson #1: It doesnt matter whats going on in your country, there always time for soccer.

Lesson #2: "Charlie Dont Surf?" Well apparently he doesnt block or run with the ball very well either.

Lesson #3: How's that Taliban team doing in the cup this year?

Lesson #4: We left Vietnam years ago, so why isnt it paradise yet?

I wonder why theres no exhibition game between Iraqi players and American teams?(ans: we would get our ass stomped thats why, but it might be good for Iraqi national morale...)

You know, It's funny how much more motivated the Iraqi players are, now that they don't live under the constant threat of dismemberment at the hands in the Husseini crime family.

Posted @ July 25, 2007 08:22 AM | Current Affairs